TMZ's hustle no get part two I’ve always maintained that the people behind popular American celebrity gossip site, TMZ must ...
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| TMZ's hustle no get part two |
I’ve always maintained that the people behind popular
American celebrity gossip site, TMZ must be Nigerians, specifically, Igbos. This is
because TMZ are hustlers of life. There’s nothing they would not merchandise or
profit from.
Now, you are all aware that the Pope is visiting America for
the first time ever, and while every other normal person is thinking of issues
the pope would speak on, what he would tell Obama and his thoughts on the
recently passed same-sex marriage law, the prayers he
would make and so on.
Guess what TMZ is busy thinking of? How to make money from the papal visit!
No sooner had Pope Francis landed on American soil than TMZ
swung out its new “THE POPE IS DOPE” T-shirts on its sites, urging pope-loving
peeps to come cop them.
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| #HustleOfLife |
I wonder if they would try to get the pope to wear one of
these or make a customised “I am dope” T-shirt for him. I wonder if this would
make the pope sprinkle holy water on them or simply tell them “May God bless
your hustle”.
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| Even the Pope and Obama find TMZ hilarious |
I wonder. But then, you’ve just gotta respect TMZ’s hustle...
