“Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the w...
“Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil
to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He
spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for
eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends
two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget
brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.
“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’
Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other
two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’
Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”
