1. Minister of Darkness. Achieved this feat by generating 0 megawatt despite generating power not being rocket science, putting his n...
1. Minister of Darkness.
Achieved this feat by generating 0 megawatt despite generating power not being rocket science, putting his name in the Nigerian Guinness book of records.
Area of specialization: Building toll gates, increasing tariffs, installing fixed charges, and planting flowers.
2. Minister of Masquerades.
Achieved this feat by proposing to Nigerians to start dressing masquerades as a means of entrepreneurship. Proposed that Nigerians can dress as much as 1000 masquerades on a daily basis.
However he could have done better by asking his son to come and demonstrate to Nigerians how to become successful entrepreneurs as a masquerade dresser.
Area of specialisation: Blaming previous government
3. Minister of Magicians.
Achieved this feat when he mentioned he was not a magician...he however for got he was appointed to solve problems for Nigerians.
His actions however with his Yoyo decisions have shown that having a PHD does not mean you can function well if you are made the head of an organisation. Adding 12.97 to 87.5 and getting 145, Magic!
4. Minister of Pencils.
He achieved this feat when he said Nigerians will start manufacturing pencils in 2018. The highlight of his ministry. He is very excited of this feat.
5. Minister of English.
Achieved this feat upon appointment. Speaks English more than Her Majesty the Queen, however, has not been able to provide any sustainable financial policy framework to take the country fwd.
Area of specialization: Speaking English
Pls feel free to add to the this list of active ministers if you know any.
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