Hillarious ! Ted Cruz Just Got An Offer By A Porn Company To Make A Film

  Ted Crud could fill his campaign strong box with plenty money but now ... with just a tiny string attached -- he has to star in a por...

 

Ted Crud could fill his campaign strong box with plenty money but now ... with just a tiny string attached -- he has to star in a porn film.
As you  know, years back , Ted said something about himself  starring in a "teen tit film."
Ok Surprisinly, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has just extended Mr. Cruz an offer to star in an XXX film -- far more graphic than an '80s boob movie. Hirsch suggests the title, "Cruzin for Bush."
The Vivid Entertainment Boss said he is willing to donate $1 mil through the Super Pac of Ted's choice.