First of all, I heard a white man pronounce Alamieyeseigha and it sounded like “Alarming Saga). The thing is that this former Governo...
First of all, I heard a white man pronounce Alamieyeseigha and it sounded like “Alarming Saga). The thing is that this former Governor of Bayelsa State has been “dead” for a week. Yes, a week.
The question is this: is he dead?
Like, dead-dead. Can we vouch that he actually crossed over to the other side?
We need an autopsy to believe that he’s dead for sure.
The British people called for his
extradition to English Land. Two seconds later, what did we hear? Alams had
kicked the bucket. Cause of death: “Heart Attack”. We’re supposed to believed
that as soon as the extradition thing came up, his heart failed him, right?
I don't believe he’s dead. I
think he faked his death. If someone could fake their gender, they can fake
their deaths. You know, I feel he’s playing a Tu Pac on us.
It gets more interesting that
there’s a possibility that he’s living in Asia. If he faked his gender, he
could have faked his death. And possibly faked his race. He’s probably with a “Win
Die Yong”. For all I care, he’s in the Cayman Islands enjoying a massage from a
Maria De La Masseur while sipping Mojito.
According to this conspiracy
theory, Alams is alive somewhere. And he’s living out the rest of his life as
an Asian. I dunno how. Maybe plastic surgery. After all, all the Bayelsa money
can change his race.
Disclaimer
Conspiracy Theory is just a
figment of the writer’s imagination. Please, do not take it serious.
